A Wild Woman's Guide to Smut, Sex, Sass, and General Smart Assiness as presented by The Righteous Perverts
Thursday, 11 April 2013
Oh Those Hunky Heroes
Just thinking about my favorite kind of heroes has my heart pumping faster and the need for a towel to mop up the drool. Yes, drool you dirty, dirty pervs! I am addicted to a tall muscled, but not over muscled, man. A wounded man, who needs to find his sexy self, and find love, a man with a few scars, lots of tattoos and a cock that in real life I probably couldn’t handle. Yeah, had to be honest there. I mean, I am only built just so... and can’t visualize a wimpy cock. Or an average one. Has to be large enough to come up with 50 ways to describe it. Where you can visualize it down to a freckle on the base. Make love like an angel or fuck like a devil. How about both? And often.
When I read a book, or am writing anything, I become that girl. The everyday average, the scared, shaken, poor, rich, sexy, plus sized, skinny (yep I even get to be skinny!!). I become them all. That hero becomes mine. I want him. I want his hands large to engulf mine. Strong enough to pick me up and toss me onto a bed or up against a wall. Arms big enough that can hold me tight, abs of steel, buns tight and worth grabbing. Tattoos I can run my tongue over. Oh my god, I am a tattoo lover. I love just a few or a lot. Especially when the tattoos have meaning. I love long hair and short hair. I love dark hair. And light. I love many skin colors. Cowboys, military men, firemen, shifters...The list is long and full of fantasy. They nust have a job they love. I don’t care what that job is, as long as they love it.
As a female, I know I’m not alone. We all dream of these sexy men. Even if our significant other is sexy as sin. It’s the unknown, the fantasy, a shifter who turns into a wolf, cat, bear... Overly sexual, with a passion to find what makes me tick. The wish that all men could be like that. Because the man in the book, that Hero that steals our hearts, feels. It takes a bit to get him to express it but he does. He’s wounded and needs that TLC that only we can give. His heroine... he needs a girl to submit. He needs her to be gentle and loving, sassy and confident, a little disobedient so he can punish. A female with a strong mind, maybe even be a little broken to make that man of our fantasies have something to fix.
Well, Now it is your turn. What trips your trigger in a hero? Do you like a tall hunk of a man full of muscles? A shifter who turns furry and protects you with a passion? How about a tattooed accountant? A cowboy on a horse running a ranch with the same passion as he makes love?
Finding that towel to wipe drool again while you think. Maybe just maybe you might give me another hero to dream about.....
Chris NoOne
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Great Blog Chris !!! I am now off to find a hero to trip my trigger
ReplyDeleteIt's the eyes...a man who communicates with his eyes really turns me on. It doesn't matter if he smiles with his eyes, or strips a woman naked with his eyes -- it's all in the eyes.
ReplyDeleteBe careful not to fall when that trigger is tripped ;)
ReplyDeleteChris
Well to begin with all the above please Chris. There has been a hero in a book of Sophie Oak that I read Henry Flanders, I think the professor type that has a hard body underneath and the dominant style in the bedroom was so sexy, it was like his nature just for me was our secret. I definitely agree that the eyes are a way to be sexy too. Thanks for an amazing way to wake up on a dull Friday here in Kiwi land. xxoox
ReplyDeleteOh yes!! Sophies heroes are all yummmmmmmmyyyy
DeleteWell done Chris.....I agree the eyes are the most sensual part of a man....they can look right through to your soul....tall jet black hair,ice blue eyes and a knockout smile....mmmmmm now I'm day dreaming
ReplyDeleteBeautiful eyes are a plus... Here comes the drool again..*grabbing a new towel..
DeleteI love great big muscle-bound men that make me feel small, since I'm a bbw. Nice eyes are a bonus!
ReplyDeleteIm pretty tall, I totally understand what you mean
DeleteI am very much a lover of cowboys, rockstars, wolf shifters and Bikers. I seem to get hooked on themes for a short time. Tall, sexy, dominant cowboys just make me CRAZY!! A man in a Stetson and Wranglers with boots is just so aaahhhhhh! I really wasn't into the rocker type until I read Olivia Cunnings Sinners series. Strong men who take care of their woman and are protective and completely in love is the sexiest thing of all though.
ReplyDeleteI do love a strong protective man :)
DeleteYAY! Chris is blogging again! I love when you blog, chica! :) For me, confidence trips my trigger. I love a man who has the confidence to go after what he wants and work for it or fight for it. I also have a soft spot for a man with a sense of humor. A dominant man with a teddy bear middle...is that too much to ask?
ReplyDeleteNever too much to ask!! We want it all!!
DeleteI agree with you about becoming the girl who I am reading about. I love almost every type of hero but I have a huge soft spot for military men, and tattooed men. lol :D
ReplyDeleteI am glad Im not the only one!! I was starting to feel a little crazy!
DeleteChris NoOne
Great blog post, Chris! I really enjoyed it. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Tara :D
DeleteGreat blog Chris! I won't say the guys do a lot for me in the books, lol, but I was really interested to see what you had to say so when designing our hero's we can work on getting them right. Keep up the great work.
ReplyDeleteReggie
Hmmmm well, I did talk a little about the girls :D lol (just not in a lust context... hmm maybe you need to give us a blog post about that :D )
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